Clark person moonwalked around the grounds, finally bumping into...what was this? sand? He was allergic to sand! NUUUUU! Oh, wait, nevermind, that was dander and carrots, vitamin water, most types of metal, pencil lead, regular lead, glitter, this type of ink called Jade, chocolate sauce, milk, a lot of meat products, the color green, geckos, magnets, catsup, ferns, roosters.

So there was nothing wrong. He plopped down in the sandbox and started making a potato, like the one he had a tattoo of on his shoulder, and spied a girrrrrl. "SHANA!!!!" he yelled and ran towards her. "Will you sign my potato?"