NO.

They hadn't listened to him AT ALL. Was it because they were girls? Obviously. Girls were creatures--no, BEASTS that never controlled themselves. Girls were dangerous... in a bad way. "I said stoppit!" He continued trying to run back and forth, trying to dodge the water balloons but somehow all of it hit. Cam couldn't do anything at all and if he got and attacked them, he would have gotten in trouble or something. You always got in trouble for attacking girls. Pfft he didn't know why. That was laik, sexist and all!

And where were the professors, huhhhh? He NEEEDED a Professahhh to saaveee him! Or... some other person who those MEAN girls listened to. "OII you BETTER--," he stopped, well he didn't want to but a water balloon hit his mouth and the water just ... you know. IT TASTED HORRIBLEEEEE.

"Violence is NEVER the answerrr! That's how people dieeeieieieiee!"

And obviously, these girls were ... violently throwing these balloons at him. Then he thought dieee? OOH. Some creatures pretended to be dead to fool their predators. These girls. They were BEASTS so it was worth a try. And as another one hit him, he fell on his knees. "OHHHHHHH," he started off oh so dramatically, "I'm MEEELTTINGGG, I'm MEEELTTINGGGG." His body swayed back and forth and then his right eye twitched.

THUD.

Cam fell to the floor, eyes closed, tongue out, pretending to be dead.