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Anna Banana 
Anna blinked when she saw the professor pull away. So he was still alive and breathing. So what in Merlin's name was Plym doing?!?! She glanced sideways and gave her friend a confused look, but then the professor starting talking again, so all concentration moved to him. "Plym, dude...I think he's fine. I think we can---...," she said, but trailed off when detention was mentioned. Yup...Professor Kazimeriz was back to his normal self and better than ever.
She pushed herself up off the floor and shook her head no. "Detention? You're on your own, bud," she said to Plym. "I'm telling you he's alright, Plym. He's talking...he's breathing...he's threatening detention!" As she spoke, she was suddenly aware of someone crying out for help, though when she turned around, no one else had joined them. Odd. What on Earth? "Erm, did you guys hear that?" she asked.
...but then Plym was asking her to sit on Professor Kazimeriz! Was he out of his mind? "Ohhhhh, no. I do not have a death wish, Plymouth Morgan. I refuse to meet my end via Professor Kazimeriz...in the broomshed...with the wand," she said. Plymouth wasn't listening to her, though. He was going to do this anyway, wasn't he? Yup, sure was. "Plymmmm, come onnnn" she urged, grabbing him from behind and attempting to pull him away. "He's going to give you detention until you graduate!"
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Mad Eye Touz Plymouth was startled at the YELLING. "Professor! Just relax! I really know what I'm doing! Mum taught me!" And that was saying something. "You can't give me detention if you're dead, Sir!" Plymouth reached for his nose again. "Anna - you sit on him and do the chest thing. Help me hold him down?"
Plymouth didn't want anyone to die! And especially not Professor Krazi! Not now! Now that they had bonded!! Plymouth lowered his face again, already blowing hard breaths into Kazi's face.
Don't worry Kazi! Plymouth will save you!
OH! PANIC AT THE DISCO!
NO HE DIDN'T!
Kazimeriz's eyes literally bugged out with shock as the spicy, hickory-smoked Ravenclaw leaned down, attemptin to inflate his lungs like two chipotle-scented birthday balloons. Bless his tangy little heart; if only Kazimeriz really had needed rescue breathing and could have been unconscious for this entire mess! Or dead. Dead might've been better! Instead, Kazimeriz was awake and alert for the entire close encounter of the Morgan kind. His only saving grace is that at his age, the 'rest of his life' was likely to be short, because he was undoubtedly scarred for life by this ...shared moment.
"GERROFF MEE!" Kazimeriz bellowed, squirming away, trying to eradicate the memory of Morgan
breathing for him and the closeness that brought.
"Detentiondetentiondetentiondetention..." he would put Morgan's great grandchildren in detention for this! He tried to scurry away, but 103 year old men just don't scurry all that well, a sad truth that had never been so evident to Kazimeriz as it was in that moment.
"Morgan! I AM NOT DEAD! NOR AM I A TOUSSAINT! And here! HERE! HEEERE!" He
shoved the pack of the mysterious Tic Tacs at Morgan as though they could ward him off.
"THIS ought to help you clear things up with Miss Toussaint! Now back-- back I say!" He held his hands up as though to ward him off with a karate-chop. And Kazimeriz did
not know karate.
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Helios Sunrider The excitement seemed to be dieing down. Adrenaline was slowly cooling as attention was diverted from the chill waters to the professors who had emerged from it.
Something else pierced the wall of water. A bubble, the size of a bludger, floated gently through the air. It seemed almost silly, until the bubble popped.
"Help!"
It was the voice of a boy they called Helios. A boy who tried to be a hero. A boy who was in over his head.
Kazimeriz's attention was only briefly distracted by a cry of help.
"Is there a student in the water?" he asked, hoping to high heavens above that there was, if only to take the focus off his Moment with Morgan.
Memory charms, for every. student. present. were DEFINITELY in order. And Vindictus too.