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Hogwarts RPG Name: Takeru Asakura Third Year
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Originally Posted by Oesed Facial hair.
Riiiight.
Was Legend Chosen not aware that she was a seventeen year old Ravenclaw student? She was both older AND wiser! How could he think that she would buy his story of having facial hair? "Suuure, sure," in a patronizing tone her reply came. "Eleven year old kids don't usually have facial hair but, you know, I believe you." Not.
. . . This boy was trouble.
Biting her tongue so the pain of it could stop Willow from chuckling, the sixth year just stared at him, and then shot another look at Mr. Masterson. "You are one brave little thing," mused the girl under her breath, mostly to herself, "But I'm afraid that won't save you from getting detention for what's left of the term." Nope, nope. And from losing points, too, of course.
Good thing he was NOT in Ravenclaw.
"Legend, Legend," Tsked Willow at the boy, "We've been through this before, remember? You will like girls one day - in that way, at least." Obviously. Most kids started to when they were like thirteen or something like that. Right? Her brothers had, at least. "Probably in a couple of years. It's too bad I won't be around to tell you 'I told you so'" Truth. She'd be . . . off onto the real workd by then. Wow. "And thaaaanks. For the pretty comment, that is." Of course, Willow already knew that - she knew she was pretty, and of course, people -boys, stupid, stupid boys- had already pointed that out before, but it was always nice to hear it. Right? Right. "You'll probably be pretty one day, too." Probably. She gave the younger boy a quick but thorough look, before continuing, "Or handsome, I should say." Most boys disliked to be called pretty. Ridiculous.
Blinking a couple of times at Legend's statement, Willow, in spite of herself, chuckled. "That is a contradiction, you know? You can't just dislike someone you consider a friend." She shook her head, thinking that she knew NOW why the kid had not been sorted into Gryffindor, "Perhaps you find them annoying sometimes, yes, but I highly doubt you dislike them." Sitting up straighter as the boy confirmed her theory, Willow let out a little 'hmmm' sound, before commenting, "So you are Alexis' brother? Guess I'm not surprised. You do sort of look like her." Both of them had blonde hair and green eyes, after all. "And I've told you before that cooties come from boys; you might not have a problem with hygiene but the majority of the rest of the males do. The young ones, at least." That was very true - she had an 8 year old brother, after all. Legend had to admit, even though Willow was a girl she was pretty...cool? Yes cool. That was the right word. She was a girl AND treated him like a little kid yet.. she wasn't really annoying. So...it was alright? "Of course you do." He said with a nod as he grinned. "Of course I am I'm a Gryffindor."Pssh. Didn't she know that being brave was like...the very trait that MADE Gryffindors, Gryffindors?!"Who cares about detention. You guys act like its some big deal. Whats so scary about detention?" Legend had gotten detention loads of time in his old Muggle school. You stayed after class and wrote lines. Big woop.
Legend groaned inwardly. Something was obviously wrong with Willow's hearing. "Willow. I'm not like your normal kid or whatever. I. Will. NEVER. Like girls." The spiky haired kid shrugged as she thanked him. The tone in her voice made it sound like she had heard it many times before. Legend was just about to argue with her when she said he would be pretty. Ew. He was NOT a girl. He didn't NOT want to be pretty. "I'm already handsome. I'm like the cutest thing in this whole castle." Legend said as he threw a rock over the cliff. It was true. He wanted Willow to TRY and show him someone cuter. "What's your point? Contradiction's are okay. It's like an oxymoron. They are contradictions but they are still used." Legend sighed then shook his head. "No. For example take my friend Free Willy. He is a goody-goody and annoying and he tries to suck up to girls. I hate that. Therefore I don't like him. At all. But...he's still my friend. Get it?" She had better get it. If she didn't then Legend would have to seriously have a word with the sorting hat about making a mistake on which house Willow should have really been sorted in.
His eyes widened. She knew Alexis!!? "You know my sister!? Yeah, we do kinda look alike, she said we look like our mom but I dunno..." He trailed off and then realized something. "Okay fine, Cooties MIGHT come from boys but WAY more girls have it then boys because then go and KISS boys so HA."
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