 The REAL Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!" This monkey is bananas.
William watched as the ink bottle flew and spilled ink all over Sammy, his face composed and calm. If it had been anyone else, say Jake Upstead he'd be laughing hysterically. but since it was Sammy, and he had heard about her temper from valuable sources he did the next best thing; laughed hysterically inside, without showing on the outside. It was the best thing he could do to not feel the wrath he knew he'd get. When she had cleaned herself off she surprised him by using a bubble head charm to scream and rant before gaining her composure.
Thinking this would be the best time gto walk a bit closer to them he did so, shuffling his feet and eying Sammy to make sure it was all clear before moving on. Goldie fidgeted in his pocket and he ran a finger over her back to calm her down before looking from Katie to see a hint of annoyance creep in her face at the mention of Legend. He couldn't help but smirk as he sidled up to stand beside Katie and saying, "If you need help in pushing him in let me know." with a sly wink before smiling gently at her.
His hand started prickling and he glanced down at his pocket. Goldie was trying to climb his hand to get outside and see what the commotion was about. Taking his hand out he sighed as he bent down quickly, opening his bag and taking out a small see-through container. Three crickets were hopping in it and he acted quickly, opening the container and placing Goldie in it before shutting it again so no hip hoppers would hop out. That done he shook his head glaring at the spider before putting the container back in his bag and standing up.
Turning back to Sammy his eyes went clearer to a softer blue as finished cleaning off her pants. "I try to be reasonable. I could have shouted 'hi' but Katie beat me to it and I am trying to be on my best behavior." He pointed out grinning a bit before looking over her parchment. "It's a good thing none of the ink landed on the walls or floor, I heard Mr. Masterson is in a fowl mood for some reason." He stated evenly, before shutting his mouth. No need to get her any madder than necessary. Changing the subject he asked instead. "Does anyone like lemons?" randomly, his mind completely blank for anything to say.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAH ARI!!!
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