Was that a booger he could see in those flaring nostrils, hmmm?

"Yes, Miss. Varius Tipps," he informed her. "Vintage? Isn't that like... really old? Are you old? I thought you were like twenty... wow! Those healers in the plastic department did a BANG UP job on you Miss. I hope you feel it's worth every galleon - it sure looks it!"

"Well... I mean they're on it, Miss. I mean not LITERALLY on it, but trying to solve the problem. I helped! I got the boys out of the dorms," he beamed, thinking she would be so proud of him, "Although the water STUNK! Those huffie girls need to learn how to wash!"