Clark listented to his story. "I never have that problem, I only have...." he silently counted, "11 brothers and sisters. So I'm fine. But I'm the oldest, so, they all 'respect' me." He paused before continuing with the quite long story.

"Well it has to do with my detention, so I'll just explain that. I was with my.....friend Natka, and we were talking. And two ravenclaw firsties were getting in trouble for kissing, and I was trying to get them out of losing points, et cetera, by saying they were my sister and step-bro, very disturbed. No one believed me, and so I got five points from Ravenclaw, and a detention. Never got thanked for it, and now they think their detention was my fault."

He gasped for air, as he had said all of that quite quickly. "And so for my detention I had to watch Masterson's dog, Roma, and I'm really allergic to dander of any kind. The nurse gave me a potion but it wore off and I got really bad welts, really long fingers, and uh...blue hair. Everything else is normal but the hair won't go back. Which is bad cos I had lucious black, wavy hair. I don't think the nurse likes me."