Cam looked at the really big Ravenclaw boy and really didn't
like a lecture--except from when it's from professors and all. This one... this one didn't like his way of fun which was just meaaaaaaan. Why did every older student have to tell him what to do? He was fuhreeeee in this world--or so he thought. And this guy used big Ravenclaw'd words... what the heck did abhorrent mean? It had ab... in it... it could have meant he had aabbsss. Nahh. It had ab in it still, so maaaybe it meant similar to like... abnormal or irregular or something like that. Bleh. If only he brought a dictionary.
"Fiiiiine, Mister Lifeguard sir, buuu--," oh noes... he turned around and saw the surprised yet shocked expression of Karma Atkins; his somewhat friend that he thought was some sort of a bigger sister. Well she really was his sister actually. Just a long-lost sister, separated and all.
He would even get a blooood test just to prove it. He looked at his hands and well, the huuuurt. STOOOPID PRICKLEY UNDERSIDES. Karma was there in an instant and he prepared to be faced by another lecture but she only told Mister Lifeguard that ... he was a big teddy bear. Well he did look like a bear. Because of his insane looks... Cam didn't know how to explain it, but you could call it that?
"Big teddy bear? I don't think Mister Lifeguard is ... a teddy bear. He looks like some wrestler or something..." PFFT WELL HE DIIIID. Wait. Teddy bear? WAS KARMA FLIIIIIRTING? NO. He could NOT take Karma flirting with other guys and that Hufflepuff kid he saw today was OK but definitely this guy had a chaaance! She could be stolen away from him!
"Um... Mr. Teddy Bear--can I call you Ted? Yeah Ted, you should stay away from her," he said, forgetting about the boy's name and simply calling him Ted,
"see she has ... raaaabies."
Yes he was THAT desperate. HMPH. Cam steepped caaarefully through each lily pad until he was on land.
"Byeeee Mr. Teddy Bear and Karmie!" And with that, he left off to get the homework parchment but didn't realize he had taken two pieces of parchment instead of one.
