Lily pads were nice, sure, and fun, certainly. BUT, everyone else was bothering with the lily pads and standing on them and directing their classmates that Varius did not see how he could POSSIBLY be needed. Instead he eyed the shoesss. Oh the pretty, pretty shoes!!! He ran over to where people had removed their footwear and smuggled a couple of pairs, shoving them up his shirt. He quickly, and stealthily ran to behind puffapod and flutterby rows.

He dropped all the shoes he managed to take onto the ground before him, before sitting his backside beside them. He grabbed a couple and began to tap them on the grass, moving them about as if they were action figures. "HAAAYAAA! Take that Ms Heel! Nuuu uhhhh! You take THAT Sir Suede Slip-On!" He began bashing the shoes together in the mock shoe battle that it was! Bwhahahahaha! "But it is truly the wellington that rules da worrrrrrrrrlddd," he said raising the green rubber boot and stomping it on all of the others , "NOMNOMNOMNOM."