 Double Agent Stamps!
"I think Professor Morgan left it for your dog?" Abby looks over to the corner and sees what looks like an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny doggie. "He's adorable. It is a he?" Considering the position the dog is lying in, it's hard to tell what sex he is. "What's his or her name?"
"I was concerned about you. When you didn't show up at the Opening Feast..." Professor Truebridge has already said Abby has a hard time staying focused, but why is Professor Truebridge waving his wand up and down her um... person? Is there something wrong with her? "I got worried that Professor Kazi..." Definitely not the name you want to dandy about with Truebridge's wand so close. "I was afraid you had been injured or killed last term."
Now he wants me to empty out my pockets on his tray. I swear, if he tells me I need to strip down to my birthday suit, I'm going to hit him with the Petrificus Totalus Spell. At least Professor Kazimeriz trust me enough to interrogate me with my clothes on.
Just when things couldn't get any crazier, Professor Truebridge rifles through his desk and finds some strange looking collection of metal sticks. From his reaction you'd think he'd just discovered the Sword of Godric Gryffindor hiding in his drawer. It's official folks. Professors Kazimeriz and Truebridge are A #1 nutters.
"I was also wondering if... I mean I want to offer you my services...." Great Abby, you just said you want to proposition your professor. Now he's going to think you're a nutter too. "I diidn't mean to.... Do you think you might needs some extra help this term? Way to go Abby! Now Professor Truebridge thinks you're loosing all your marbles or a class #1 fan girl. |