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BanaBatGirl · 06-02-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoerawrr

This... creature... was... unbelieveably... heavy!

Jake Upstead had just lugged the cat of Professor Bunbury ~~that he'd stolen~~ all the way from the Bamboo Forest to the sandbox... an amazing feat.

"Good sweet inferi toasting in a dvd player wearing a pink bikini and a divers helmet," he groaned, reaching his destination and setting the newly pink down as gently as he possibly could in his exhaustion.

After that, Jake backed away from the sand, because Merlin knows Jake can't stand sand ~~AHAAAA Jake Moment~~. When he was about ten feet away, Jake collapsed onto the grass and breathed deeply.

That cat was a monster!

YAAAYAYAYAYAAY SAND!

This was about as excited as the fat cat got, yep. Or at least as excited as he allowed himself to become when food wasn't around and/or people petters. Sand...in a box....why, it was just a big ole litterbox to a kitty like him!

"Meeeeeyow," Pinkersnapple purred happily, trotting through the sand with his eyes half closed in joy. It was warm and soft and warm and deep....

...but where was his Jakey!Petter? "Moww?" the fat, pink cat paused in his traipsing and turned around to find Jake (yes he had to turn his whole body cos his head was too fat to see the other way).

"Mow?" Pinkersnapple called out again, like catsonar in searching for the boy. Obviously, being a short, squat, fat cat, he couldn't see him collapsed on the grass. "Mow? Mow? Mow? Mow?"

Jakers needed to build him a sand castle! He couldn't just desert Pinkersnapple on the beach like this! NOOOO! No man, girl, child, snack, chocolate frog, or catnip toy left behind!

"MOWMOWMOWMOMOWWWW!" the cat plopped its fat bum down on the (ooh!warm!) sand and started wailing for Jake Upstead. He wasn't about to stop til the boy showed up either. "MOWWWWWEWWWOOOOWWWW!"

06-02-2009, 09:33 PM	#279 (permalink)
BanaBatGirl Banshee Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gotham Posts: 51,213 Hogwarts RPG Name: TBD Gryffindor Hogwarts RPG Name: Zara H. Bunbury-Foster Slytherin Fifth Year	disclaimer tis just a cat folks, carry on with yo day ;) Professor Pink \| Mrs. Bruce Wayne \| I'm on a Goat \| Glitterpuff \| Dumbledore's Defense Squad \| BHB Quote: Originally Posted by Zoerawrr This... creature... was... unbelieveably... heavy! Jake Upstead had just lugged the cat of Professor Bunbury ~~that he'd stolen~~ all the way from the Bamboo Forest to the sandbox... an amazing feat. "Good sweet inferi toasting in a dvd player wearing a pink bikini and a divers helmet," he groaned, reaching his destination and setting the newly pink down as gently as he possibly could in his exhaustion. After that, Jake backed away from the sand, because Merlin knows Jake can't stand sand ~~AHAAAA Jake Moment~~. When he was about ten feet away, Jake collapsed onto the grass and breathed deeply. That cat was a monster! YAAAYAYAYAYAAY SAND! This was about as excited as the fat cat got, yep. Or at least as excited as he allowed himself to become when food wasn't around and/or people petters. Sand...in a box....why, it was just a big ole litterbox to a kitty like him! "Meeeeeyow," Pinkersnapple purred happily, trotting through the sand with his eyes half closed in joy. It was warm and soft and warm and deep.... ...but where was his Jakey!Petter? "Moww?" the fat, pink cat paused in his traipsing and turned around to find Jake (yes he had to turn his whole body cos his head was too fat to see the other way). "Mow?" Pinkersnapple called out again, like catsonar in searching for the boy. Obviously, being a short, squat, fat cat, he couldn't see him collapsed on the grass. "Mow? Mow? Mow? Mow?" Jakers needed to build him a sand castle! He couldn't just desert Pinkersnapple on the beach like this! NOOOO! No man, girl, child, snack, chocolate frog, or catnip toy left behind! "MOWMOWMOWMOMOWWWW!" the cat plopped its fat bum down on the (ooh!warm!) sand and started wailing for Jake Upstead. He wasn't about to stop til the boy showed up either. "MOWWWWWEWWWOOOOWWWW!" __________________ yeah, there's one thing about me that you should know________________________________ __________________________________________that I can't help from speaking my mind