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Sneakeh Cat · 05-28-2009, 07:54 PM

So, yeah, I got a BIG laugh out of this post

I just love how Jack took that one little statement Reese said and flew away with it. Arriving at the conclusion that she likes him.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Lissy Lou

Jack's mouth fell open in horror. "That's awful! I can't believe that! That's like--inhumane. It's not right," he said, shaking his head in disgust. That guy was like, a vampire or something.

He was just about to tell her that she didn't need to worry about hurting his feelings, when he heard her say something that made him stop dead in his tracks. I still find it cute that you like Astronomy so much. Cute? CUTE? That--that word did NOT belong in any sentence that related back to Jack Fritzera. Or, at least, it never had before. No one had ever said anything about Jack was CUTE.

Oh good Merlin, she didn't...she didn't LIKE him did she? Jack could suddenly feel his cheeks heating up and blushing, and his palms were getting sweaty. Gross. Anyways, she hadn't meant that by her little statement, had she? But oh lordy, what if she did? Did she think that HE was cute? No, that was impossible--he was tall and gangly and way too hairy for a fifth year--no, there was no way. Was there? No no no! This had never happened to him before, EVER. What if she really DID like him? Would she want him to be her boyfriend? Jack had never had a girlfriend before--cause duh, no one had been interested--so he had no idea what he was doing! He'd be a rubbish boyfriend!

Oh my god, Reese Upstead wanted Jack to be a her boyfriend. This was horrifying!

"You know, erm, I have to get going!" Jack exclaimed, his voice coming out WAY too high and unnatural. "I forgot that I have to uh--feed my frog. To my cat. NO, I mean, I have to feed my frog AND my cat! And then, uh...tutor...someone," he finished lamely.

He stood there staring at her for a few more seconds before finally giving her a quick wave. "Bye!" he exclaimed before turning and power walking down the corridor.

05-28-2009, 07:54 PM	#78 (permalink)
Sneakeh Cat Diricawl Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pride Rock Posts: 26,771 Diagon Alley Proprietor: Maia Denton Daily Prophet Reporter x5 x2	Yay, Hamlet! • Cathopper • Disney Fanatic • I was normal once... So, yeah, I got a BIG laugh out of this post I just love how Jack took that one little statement Reese said and flew away with it. Arriving at the conclusion that she likes him. Quote: Originally Posted by Miss Lissy Lou Jack's mouth fell open in horror. "That's awful! I can't believe that! That's like--inhumane. It's not right," he said, shaking his head in disgust. That guy was like, a vampire or something. He was just about to tell her that she didn't need to worry about hurting his feelings, when he heard her say something that made him stop dead in his tracks. I still find it cute that you like Astronomy so much. Cute? CUTE? That--that word did NOT belong in any sentence that related back to Jack Fritzera. Or, at least, it never had before. No one had ever said anything about Jack was CUTE. Oh good Merlin, she didn't...she didn't LIKE him did she? Jack could suddenly feel his cheeks heating up and blushing, and his palms were getting sweaty. Gross. Anyways, she hadn't meant that by her little statement, had she? But oh lordy, what if she did? Did she think that HE was cute? No, that was impossible--he was tall and gangly and way too hairy for a fifth year--no, there was no way. Was there? No no no! This had never happened to him before, EVER. What if she really DID like him? Would she want him to be her boyfriend? Jack had never had a girlfriend before--cause duh, no one had been interested--so he had no idea what he was doing! He'd be a rubbish boyfriend! Oh my god, Reese Upstead wanted Jack to be a her boyfriend. This was horrifying! "You know, erm, I have to get going!" Jack exclaimed, his voice coming out WAY too high and unnatural. "I forgot that I have to uh--feed my frog. To my cat. NO, I mean, I have to feed my frog AND my cat! And then, uh...tutor...someone," he finished lamely. He stood there staring at her for a few more seconds before finally giving her a quick wave. "Bye!" he exclaimed before turning and power walking down the corridor. __________________ _______________________________You may hate me, but it ain't no lie: bye bye bye. Last edited by Sneakeh Cat; 07-28-2009 at 01:34 AM.