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Leeness 
It was true. Celandine really did like her ice cream and thats when an image of her sausage concoction came back to him. Just as well they were near the kitchens, he may go for some before he put his plan into action.
Varius watched her as she cocked her head and seemed to go off in her own world trying to explain the concept of kissing. You were either good or bad apparently, and what if Varius was bad? He supposed practice made perfect.
He moved forward and placed his lips on Cela's, his eyes wide open. He wriggled his lips about for a moment before gasping for air. "How was that?" he asked genuinely, unphased by his actions. The kiss meant nothing to him, he was merely practicising as Cela had suggested... little did she know she had offered herself up as 'Mz practice dummy'.
....
Whaaa?!
What was he doing? What was that? Cela wrinkled her nose, freezing under the surprise attack. It was like... kissing... the back of your hand if the back of your hand happened to be wriggling like a goldfish and doing it's absolute best to smear your strawberry lipgloss all over your face and smoosh your lips against your teeth... Cela blinked. He was staring at her! Eyes wide open!
When he pulled away she stared back. "Varius that was
terrible! Do you even
like candy and icecream? Couldn't tell by
that!" She shook her head, "You need more practice. A bunch more."
Did
all Hufflepuffs kiss like that?
Cela made a mental note to stick to Ravenclaws.