"Pro- errm..." Jake stared for a moment at the Headmaster's attire, tilting his head slightly in bemusement. What in the name of dogs' baseball caps was going on? Oh wait! Of course, the teachers! "Professor... You know... the staff... The ones that have been acting all strange... well, I have a theory, and sir please..."

Jake didn't want to tell the headmaster he HAD to do anything, but darn it to Merlin's high hairline this was important. "Please, you have to listen to my theory... it might make sense... Myrtle told me to come to you with it, and I also thought... since the ghosts know things..."

Biting his lip, Jake looked up anxiously to Professor Bontecou, willing him to see how important this was, and not just a stupid first year overreaction.

The man has cool hair thou- FOCUS, JAKERS!