 NeeNee Omniscient Omnipotent Pie Maker
I have a few things I need to say. First: is there a reimbursement program for uniforms ruined in class? Because I’ve ruined no less than eight. EIGHT, people. I’ve replaced the all ones I bought for the term almost twice now. EXCUSE ME? And ya know, it’s not cheap to clothe a 6’4” hulking stud like myself. No sir. It takes a lot of material to cover these manly muscles of mine. I’ll flex for you. See? Yeah, I’m a big manly man.
Second: GOSSIP MUCH? Holy Hippogriffs! I’m NOT dating KAYLA WINTERS! I mean she’s a lovely girl but I’M NOT DATING KAYLA WINTERS. I cannot stress that enough. Because you see, I like oxygen. And I think that if that rumour continues to circulate, it could get back to the person she’s actually dating, a Slytherin I know by reputation only, and then the oxygen deprivation could begin. To say nothing of it ruining my chances of making things “official” with my sort of girlfriend Aggie DeWitt, so THANK YOU, Cedric, for taking things out of context, and jumping to conclusions, but I AM NOT DATING KAYLA WINTERS!!!!
NOT DATING HER!
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