 NeeNee Omniscient Omnipotent Pie Maker
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Originally Posted by BOGGART 2  The door to one of the wardrobes slammed shut, and in not more than a moments notice bursted open as vines creeped all over the wardrobe and out bursted a very long whisp which seemed to grow unendinly. It slithered across the floor across Tobi's feet and around the backside of him as it trapped him in a circle and transformed into a dark wood-like branch.
The branch then budded little green buds with yellow centers which bursts into bloom.
Daffodils. Happy. Honking. Daffodills. One flexed its center and let out a screeching high F. It was followed by the rest in a very failed attempt to sing in unison.
"Inhibitions simply melt away
Dispositions will improve they say
Maybe it's the voodoo latitude
Gives the place...Attitude".
They sang in horridly shrill, and mistimed voices to drive Tobi deaf. Tobi's eyes widened. His ears were probably bleedding too. That was new. usually when boggarts popped out of places at home, they liked to be GIANT daffodils. Tobi shuddered. No! Focus!
Give them Hayfever. Make them allergic to each other. They're allergic and they're all stuffed up. They can't sing or honk. They can only sneeze themselves silly.
He took a deep breath, and made the sharp sweeping motion. "Riddikulus!" he said with the same conviction as before.
Sneeze! you honking little freaks! MUAHAHAH!
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