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Miles raised his hand. This one wasn't one of his faves, as he was sometimes freaked out by the hairy heart. Shudder.
"So basically, there's this warlock, a handsome warlock who decides he never wants to fall in love. He does this by using daaaaaaark magic." He nodded to himself, and continued. "Then, one day he heard people talking about how he doesn't have a wife, he then immediately decides he wants one, a really pretty and clever witch who everyone would be jealous of."
"When he meets a lady, they go to dinner, and she wants to know that he has a heart. He keeps it somewhere and shows her it, and she wants him to put it back inside himself. The warlock does, but it soon goes 'animalistic', and rips out the witch's human heart, to have that instead. Unfortunately, his hairy heart cannot be taken out. So they both die. What a silly warlock." Miles added at the end, always annoyed at that story. "And the lesson of the story is .." To not steal people's heart because you kept yours in a casket, and now it's gone all hairy. Snicker. "... to love is important, and you must always have a heart?" |