Originally Posted by Anna Banana

"Oh, yes! Surprise!" Anna remarked, a sarcastic expression taking up residence on her usually-happy face. Her angry eyes darted back and forth between her professor and her boyfriend. Anna was typically a very polite girl who made efforts to get along with everyone, but there was one particular area of her life she would never have anyone interferring with. "You see, during the game from my spot way up in the air, I was able to see, quite-clearly, the tons of fun you and Professor Bunbury seemed to be having. I just couldn't resist heading straight here and soon as the game was over!"

"So you did take quite the fall, I see. Well, it's a good thing you're an old pro at tumbling the ground then! You don't seem to be hurt, although I wouldn't go as far as saying you'd be that lucky for too much longer. Now sit," she said, pushing him lightly until he was in a sitting position once again.

"There are quite a few things that I would consider 'wicked' around here, Jillian, the game only being one of them," Anna remarked, flashing her teammate an evil grin before turning towards the professor once again.

"Let's just cut right to the chase, shall we? I'm tired, I'm sweaty, I need a shower, and I'm no mood for small talk," Anna said, keeping her voice as low and calm as possible. "Allow me to rattle off a short list....Merlin, Ronald Weasley, Scorpio Malfory, Minister Cooper, Professor Truebridge...even Professor Kazimeriz," Anna said, holding up a finger for every male she named. "I do believe they'd all fit your age category a tad more than my boyfriend does. I just...may I ask you what your problem is?" Anna closed her eyes and threw her arms into the arm, waving them wildly in a moment of frustration. "Whatever this...this...this Alice-y thing is you have going on, please, in all due-respect, carry on with someone else's boyfriend. This one is unavailable. 'Kay? Thanks."