Originally Posted by cake.ninjak

It was time for class! Huzzah! Ian, who had been sitting outside of the classroom in a rolling chair, rolled on into the classroom. "Weeee!!!!!" he squealed. Yes, there had been a student death recently, and yes, it was sad, but he was not about to let that depress the entire school. No. He was a happy guy.

However, when he rolled into the classroom, his ears were immediately met by unnecessary chatter and bickering. This immediately soured his mood. "Quiet!" he boomed. "You all should know by now not to chat so much before a lesson starts. I won't be taking points since I haven't technically started the lesson yet, so you better thank your lucky stars I'm not taking points." Ugg. Why did they have to be so difficult?

"Now then, class has begun. If you haven't already, take out your things." He waited for the students to take out their quills, ink, notebooks, wands, books....what have you.

"As some of you may have noticed," he said, standing up. Ian had forgotten he had purposefully stuck the chair to his rear for comic effect and suddenly became very annoyed by the fact that the chair rose with him when he stood up. At least he had worn his belt extra tight today, although that did require some assistance from magic.

He groaned. "Great." He quickly murmured the incantation to remove the chair from his behind and continued. "As some of you may have noticed, I coated some of the chairs in glue. So, are there any guesses as to what today's lesson might be?"