"Daphne!!!" Varius came running after her, "Stop!!! I can get it off. Promise!!!"

"Alohomora! (Charms homework, maybe?), Engorgio!..." oh hawt damn, hopefully that one didn't hit the bow, "Sonorous! SUPERDUPERBOWREDUCINGSPELL!!!!"

Merlin... nothing was helping. That was it. He had to face his fear - exposure therapy and all that. He pounced from the ground and clutched onto the ever-growing beast that was rooting from Daphne's once pretty little head. "Get. Off. You. Stupid. Bloody. THINGGGGG," this was sooo gross. Varius wanted to cry. It was a polka dotted bow after all!!! He began sobbing... lordy! He was sobbing. It was like a dysfunctional pyramid made by the egyptians.

Sobbing Varius
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FREAKING LARGE BOW
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Daphne on a death rampage

He began to bite the darn thing, hoping it made any difference... not a sodden hope! Daphne was doomed and it was all his fault. "Expelliarmus," he tried another random spell.