Hex your tongue off and make you swallow it with the coffee.

For once, Mona did not smooth this over. It was quite appropriate for the situation, and if he fussed to HR she didn't really care. There was nothing to worry about as long as he didn't push Getti. Instead, she sneezed into her wrist, and her eyes began to water.

Hm. Allergies instead of asphyxiation. Charming.