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cake.ninjak
Ian laughed a deep and hearty laugh as the boy picked out a sticker. This one was definitely the spazz. "Well then, if that's the one you like, lemme stick it on there right now!"
He peeled the backing off the sticker and placed it on the bottom end of the boy's wand, pointed his own wand at it, and muttered the incantation for the permanent sticking charm. "There you go! All fixed! Hopefully you will remain upright and off the floor so long as you please!"
Ian looked at the boy's friend, who leaned in to whisper something. He could only assume he wanted a sticker too, so he pealed one and stuck it to the boy's forehead with a squish.
At this place and time, Ian was SOOO Lisa Frank. If only he knew what the heck that was.
Jake watched in total adoration as the Professor applied to sticker (a pink and red frog on a yellow and blue lily pad thingamajig in a green pond if you simply MUST know) and permanently stickified it. To Jake, this man coulda been Mr Merlin himself.
"Sir," Jake stated, boldly, standing up before giving a deep bow and sitting down again.
"I honour and respect you." And round things off with a fiiiiiiirm... nod.
"Yougivededmeastickah!!!!!"
Jake watched the big ole nicey dude give Cameron a sticker on the boy's forehead and grinned.
"SIRYOU'REDABESTEST!!!!!"
Jake's Hogwarts education was... complete. Because he had... a sticker.
Yeah... be jealous.