JK Rowling was shocked to wake up one morning and find herself in Hogwarts, actually in Hogwarts itself! "This can't be happening", she said out loud. "Hogwarts exists only in my head."
As if to defy her, a group of Gryffindor students came through and stopped in front of her. Suddenly they chorused, "Jo! It's time for the quidditch game! Come down to the pitch with us and help us root!"
"Well I might as well enjoy this dream," JK thought to herself. "And how do these students know my name is Jo?" She followed the group out to the pitch.
To her delight, Luna Lovegood, the real Luna Lovegood, was doing the commentary for the match, but things weren't going so well for Gryffindor today. They ended up losing the match against Slytherin, thanks mainly to numerous mistakes and misses by keeper Ron Weasley.
To make matters worse, at the end of the match Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle trooped onto the pitch and loudly sang the following song -
Quote:
Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring,
That's why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King.
Weasley was born in a bin
He always lets the Quaffle in
Weasley will make sure we win
Weasley is our King.
Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He always lets the Quaffle in
Weasley is our King.
JK anticipated that Ron would lose his temper but to her surprise, it was Hermione who came out raining fury everywhere, shouting and screaming at the dimwitted pair.
Just then Professor Snape himself appeared, loudly shouting at Hermione, "It's detention for you!", and leading her off the pitch.
JK wanted to witness the unlikely spectacle of Hermione Granger in detention, but was unfortunately, just then she woke up.
"So it really was a dream after all", she thought, nestling deeper under the covers.