Well, that was such a caring thought, "You will?" he questioned enthusiastically and excitedly. "My name is Varius Tipps, Hufflepuff, for whenever you want to send an owl to inform me of the number. I would really appreciate some insight into that fact - I like facts. I like random and unusual facts. Things that other people wouldn't really know... kind of like my own little secrets.

He smiled, unsure where to take the conversation from this point. "What brings you to this floor anyway? I thought the Hospital Wing was on the third floor... are you hear to converse and learn all the portraits' names such as I?" After knowing all the portraits he would probably move onto house elves... or find all the common rooms... or something like that.