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Slytherin Fox Antonio was startled by the sound of a commotion outside his door. When he opened the door he didn't see anyone, though he realized that someone had written something on his nameplate outside his door. When he read what was written there, all he could do was laugh and laugh. "Peeves wuz heer!", the nameplate said, and there was just something about it that made him smile, which was kind of strange, he supposed. He had always secretly admired Peeves and the stories he had heard about him, could Peeves really be back at Hogwarts? He could have sworn he had seen the Grey Lady and the Bloody Baron in the Great Hall the other evening.
"OHHHHHHHHHHH, YOU STUUUUUUUUUUD!!!!! You Big ol' PROFESSOR MUGGLE STUD!" Peeves shrieked in a high, womanish voice as he reappeared nose-to-nose with Professor Dumont.
"AH COULD JUST KISS YOU, AH COULD!" Instead, he poured the rest of the ink from the bottle onto Professor Dumont's hair and eased on down the road... er, corridor, giggling and knocking over anything in his reach.