 NeeNee Omniscient Omnipotent Pie Maker
Tobi didn't know if the Giant Squid could talk either. As a rule if there was any sign of it, he got away from the lake toot sweet.
"I'm sure someone knows how to communicate with it." Tobi shrugged. "And when the day finally comes that you strangle me, they'll pull out all the stops, get witnesses, call a national day of mourning. They'll surely ostracize you, if only because I make a superiour chocolate souffle that will be lost to the world. So really, Ag, it's in your best interests to put up with me."
Tobi grinned his cocky crooked grin, it was a coin toss whether or not it would make Aggie smile too, or make her want to knock it off his face.
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