Jake bit his lip in worry and shuffled backwards a little. Shaking the slightest amount, Jake held Lolcat close and sat the kitten on his should to feel the comfort of warmth. When the cat was on his pedestal, he gave one loud MEW! and gave Jake a head-to-head nudge. "Thanks, you're very kind... and I'm sure Lolcat thinks so too," Jake stated, having to do that not-quite-spitting-but-where-it-seems-like-your-letting-air-out-in-short-blasts kind of thing to get ride of the cat fur on his lips and tongue; the result of Lolcat turning to face the opposite direction and pushing his tail practically in Jake's mouth whilst Jake spoke. "Puh!"

Nodding at the "always knock" comment, Jake also replied to the assumption about pranking, "I wasn't planning to..."

Not until I meet this lady... she may be a nice teacher.

Woah! Oxymoron much?