 Runs With Vampires
As they drew nearer, they realised that the two people fighting weren't really people at all, they were the ghosts of James and Sirius. Ron and hermione ran forward to split them up, but as many people know, it is very hard to stop people fighting when you can't grab hold of them. James girly slapped Ron, and so they decided to let them fight, seeing as they weren't inflicting any damage to each other. Ron and Hermione walked towards the main stage and saw Neville off to the side sneakily doing something with a bottle of ketchup. They walked closer to see him pouring sugar into the ketchup. they then saw him take the bottle over to where Johhny Knoxville was sitting at a table eating and talking to Dumbledore. Handing Johhny the bottle of Ketchup, Neville started to laugh maniacally, then quietened when he was given a weird look by johhny. Johnny then pured the ketchup on his fries and started to eat them. Tasting the sugary ketchup, he grimaced and made to grab Neville. At this moment Neville started with the crazy laughter again, turned and started to run away - he didn't get very far when he tripped on a baseball bat. Johnny started laughing and said "It's only funny until someone gets hurt - then it's hilarious!"
To this statement dumbledore replied "I only have one thing to say. And that is..................... wee wee wee all the way home" and he ran to the stage, realising that it was time to announce the winner of dinner with Batman and Scooby-Doo.
Ron and Hermione walked further towards the stage and saw Draco talking to an unfamiliar blond girl. They walked over.
"Weasley, Mudblood - this is my cousin from Russia, Ursula"
"Hello " said Ron and Hermione
"Hellosh it ish very nish zu meet uz" said Ursula.
"What did you say?" said Ron. After trying to have a conversation with the girl for a few minutes, the pair decided to leave them alone.
Dumbledore stepped up to the microphone holding a small bit of paper.
"Is this thing on? testing 1,2,3 - Raspberries!" he exclaimed, for no particular reason other than i need to put that in somewhere.
"I'm pleased to announce the winner of the dinner with Batman and Scooby-Doo is ...... Professor McGonagall"
Professor McGonagall looked very pleased with herself and went on stage to collect her prize. Batman and Scooby-Doo looked a bit worried.
"And with that out of the way, let me introduce the musical entertainment for this evening - EVANESCENCE!!!"
The crowd went wild and Evanescence began to perform "Everybody's Fool"
The End
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