Once all his cheering was done for the time being, Ryan scoped the crowd, looking for people he knew. Or better yet, his teammates. Almost immediately, he spotted Willow and made his way over to her.

After quite the laborious trek over countless pairs of legs (many a "oops" and "sorry"s and "excuse me"s were uttered), he plopped down next to her and said, "So...who are you rooting for? Or, rather, who do you think will be the tougher opponent in the championship match...AKA the team we want to lose?"

After a little thought, he added, "I'm sorry. That question made almost no sense. You know what I mean, though."