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Lissy Longbottom · 10-25-2008, 12:27 AM

A fake breakup, drama queen style

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Originally Posted by Punk Rock Princess

"So like, no crying or shouting, or asking how am I supposed to live without you?" Evolette asked, arching an eyebrow, "Merlin Cale, suck all of the fun out of it why don't you?" she returned his wink and shrugged, looking around to see if anyone was paying attention enough to notice their fake breakup.

Clearing her throat, Evolette spoke clearly and loud enough for anyone to hear if they wished, but not too loud to make it sound forced. "Well Cale." she started, taking both of his hands in hers. "This has been a lot of fun and all, but I think it's time we go our seperate ways." She pretended like he was going to say something, and placed a gloved finger on his lips.

"Shhh!" She said, sniffing once, "Don't speak, you will only make this harder on me." Then, she heaved a sigh, for pure dramatic effect and tried her best not to laugh. "I know it will be hard to get over me, but promise you will try to get on with your life."

Bwahahaha. Fake breakups were so fun.

"Is there anything you would like to say." she stopped and paused dramatically. "Before, it's over."

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Originally Posted by Lissy Longbottom

Oh lordy. It was SO hard for Cale not to laugh. He bit the inside of his cheeks to stop himself from grinning and tried to surpress the chuckles building in his throat. Once she had finished her little show, he sighed and shook his head.

"I suppose I should have seen this coming...it's been obvious to me for some time that your heart doesn't belong to me anymore. We can't fool ourselves any longer." he said, sighing deeply and speaking just as loud as she was.

"It's going to be hard--" he added, pausing for a few seconds for dramatic effect and gulping to make it look like he was more emotional than he actually was. "But I think I can move on. My heart will heal itself eventually."

They soooo deserved an award for this. They could have blown away any Shakespearan actor ANY day after this.

"Goodbye Evolette...I wish you the best of luck in all your endeavors!" he said, turning and walking away, but not before giving her a little wink first. With that, he sighed again and started back to the castle.

It was official. They had probably just ruined the entire charade they had been working at for the past few months--they had obviously been overdoing the breakup WAY too much. But oh well, at least the fake breakup had been fun!

10-25-2008, 12:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
Lissy Longbottom Potterdom Mod Book Club Mod Giant Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ferrix: GMT-6 Posts: 56,908 Hogwarts RPG Name: Moritz Schultz (#0f667e) Ravenclaw Seventh Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Nancy Schultz (#ac6f77) Hufflepuff Fourth Year x11 x1	*All good cough* FAKE cough things come to an end** curly haired prefect - "sometimes I get angry!" - 30/90 - chicken emoji - probably @ Disney - I speak dog A fake breakup, drama queen style Quote: Originally Posted by Punk Rock Princess "So like, no crying or shouting, or asking how am I supposed to live without you?" Evolette asked, arching an eyebrow, "Merlin Cale, suck all of the fun out of it why don't you?" she returned his wink and shrugged, looking around to see if anyone was paying attention enough to notice their fake breakup. Clearing her throat, Evolette spoke clearly and loud enough for anyone to hear if they wished, but not too loud to make it sound forced. "Well Cale." she started, taking both of his hands in hers. "This has been a lot of fun and all, but I think it's time we go our seperate ways." She pretended like he was going to say something, and placed a gloved finger on his lips. "Shhh!" She said, sniffing once, "Don't speak, you will only make this harder on me." Then, she heaved a sigh, for pure dramatic effect and tried her best not to laugh. "I know it will be hard to get over me, but promise you will try to get on with your life." Bwahahaha. Fake breakups were so fun. "Is there anything you would like to say." she stopped and paused dramatically. "Before, it's over." Quote: Originally Posted by Lissy Longbottom Oh lordy. It was SO hard for Cale not to laugh. He bit the inside of his cheeks to stop himself from grinning and tried to surpress the chuckles building in his throat. Once she had finished her little show, he sighed and shook his head. "I suppose I should have seen this coming...it's been obvious to me for some time that your heart doesn't belong to me anymore. We can't fool ourselves any longer." he said, sighing deeply and speaking just as loud as she was. "It's going to be hard--" he added, pausing for a few seconds for dramatic effect and gulping to make it look like he was more emotional than he actually was. "But I think I can move on. My heart will heal itself eventually." They soooo deserved an award for this. They could have blown away any Shakespearan actor ANY day after this. "Goodbye Evolette...I wish you the best of luck in all your endeavors!" he said, turning and walking away, but not before giving her a little wink first. With that, he sighed again and started back to the castle. It was official. They had probably just ruined the entire charade they had been working at for the past few months--they had obviously been overdoing the breakup WAY too much. But oh well, at least the fake breakup had been fun! __________________ I'm still standin'________________________________________ better than I ever did Lookin' like a true survivor_________________________________feelin' like a little kid