Originally Posted by lemondrop13

After finishing an entire container of vanilla frosting before consuming all of her cookies, Macadrian opened a draw to her desk and pulled out a tub of chocolate frosting. Removing the lid, Macadrian dunked an elephant cookie head-first and spoke silliness very quietly to herself, "Elephants never forget? Poor guy isn't going to want to remember being eaten. Good enough reason to eat the head first, I suppose."

Dunking a monkey rear-end first into the chocolate frosting, Macadrian muttered to herself, "Well, isn't this a sign? I told Max those flying monkeys would probably poo all over the pitch and right here in my hand I hold a perfect demonstration of the future."

Stuffing the monkey in her mouth, Shackleton went on...

Originally Posted by Boys Like Ama

This time, Daphne fully intended on raising her hand but it went up hesitantly, shaking as a struggle of wills ensued within Daphne Hopton. The professor was attacking yet another tub of, what was that, icing? The kind you slather on heavily on sugary treats?, with animal shaped cookies and speaking nonsensically to them and to herself all the while lecturing the students about Arithmancy, and the power behind the numbers and the control they hold over individual's destinies.

The way Shackleton bit into the poor sugary monkey's derriere was enough to make Daphne forget all about the nine year cycle of rhythm and the lessons they held ready to be absorbed. If anything, it only made her think about how unjust the monkey's life had been.

It was true then, you keep monkeying around when you should be doing work and life will come back with alarming speed and bite you right in the butt.