*ahem*

Yeah, well, we won.

The name of the game this term was who could play politics best.

And Slytherins, we just do that well. It doesn't mean everyone else's efforts were less important. But it also doesn't mean we cheated. If a Ravenclaw had done it, y'all would be saying "it was really wise, clever... how Ravenclaw of them."

If a Hufflepuff had gotten a HUFFLE minister to give them points, y'all would be saying, "it just goes to show that the minister was loyal to his House, isn't that noble and doesn't that prove that hard working Hufflepuffs succeed?"

If it was Gryffindor, well... You get my point. Please, let's stop complaining about the fact that Slytherins are good at politics and start celebrating the fact that we'll all be together next term. In Hogwarts.

And I'm first in queue to wear the suits of armor, y'all. Just saying.

And I plan to skip down the corridor while I'm wearing it.