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June 19th 2066
7:24pm
Adults are morons. They are idiots. They are fools. They are ignoramuseseseses.
AND
They are just plan stupid.
End of story.
Ok so I'm taking a break from writing about the war to tell you how foolish adults are. Because I got alot of time to write about the war because I'm not going anywhere for the summer like I usually do.
Now, why might you ask am I insulting adults? Well not adults in general....ok maybe just the ones I know. Anyways. My parents (or parent and step parent whatever) have really annoyed me. Wanna know whhhhyyy?
Mum Rae is gonna have a baby! Wait no no wait hold on a second. Not A baby but TWO babies!
TWINS!
Do you NOT think my parents are too old to have babies?!? My dad just turned 41! Um hello yeah durrr WAY TOO OLD!
But thats not all. Today I was told that Lorraine (Katie's mom) Is having TRIPLETS. YES you heard right. THREE babies
So what does that equal? 2 + 3 = FIVE NEW BABIES!
Don't get me wrong but, OLD PEOPLE (as in people that already have kids and are over 35) ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE BABIES! They are suppose sit back get old and watch their children have kids while they become grandparents. End of story.
But noooooooo Dad and Rae and Lorraine and Scott just COMPLETELY RUINED the balance of LIFE.
Did these old people just get together and were like "Hey I'm bored." "Oh me two" "Yeah! Hey you know what we should have babies to make our lives more fun" "Yeah! Even though we already have nice perfect well behaved kids (except for Katie) let's go and cause chaos by adding more kids" "Good idea!"
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU OLD PEOPLE!?!?!?
And please remember this is all coming from a person who LIKES babies. They are awesome, cute and whatever BUT I do NOT want to be a big brother!! IM SUPPOSE TO BE THE YOUNGEST! It isn't fair!! Not far at all. I'm NOT gonna help with the twins NO way. They can sit in their own poop filled diapers for all I care. I'm not helping at all. I'll help with the Mae triplets because I know i'll like them cause they wont be my little brothers or sister but i am NOT helping with the twins.
I was thinking about going to live with Aunt Vicky again just so I won't see the babies. But then I'll have to deal with JETT ew. Or maybe go I'll live with Amber and her husband Kang. They are soo cool. But....they just had baby Hana....soo they might be busy with her. (I like her more than ill like the twins)
This is like year of the baby or something....stupid stork giving people babies....OH I don't believe that anymore. I really don't. It's....weird. I mean I never see storks flying around giving people babies. Total lie.
I should get going anyways. I'm at Katie's (gonna sleep over) and I should be helping to clean up. And I gotta hid this autobiography so know one finds it.....OH I just got a awesome idea! I'll ask Lorraine where babies come from!!! She has had 11 of them (not counting Gab) and about to have three more! I bet she won't lie.
Peace Around the World for Generations
-Young Lysandeooo
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Last edited by Kissing.Doves; 08-27-2008 at 11:54 PM.
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