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Old 08-21-2008, 10:56 PM   #28 (permalink)
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June 14th 2066
11:47am



I have realized something. I haven't writen to you in like...months! But thats not my fault. You see the purpose of this autobiography is to tell you all the important and cool things going on in my life. And in the last couple of months....not so important...not soo cool. So that is why I haven't been writing. However NOW I have big news and big updates.

Firstly; soon ended for the summer 3 days ago. Which normally would be pretty cool, but this time it isn't.

Wanna know why?

Huh?

We are at war.

Well....at least me and Jordan against stupid Penguin.


I guess I didn't explain Penguin in here before did I? Well I will now. Penguin = Jones Pingu. I call him Penguin cause his last name reminds me of this Penguin on a old muggle tv show. Anyways Jones is my mortal (I like that word) enemy. Biggest Booger you'd ever meet. He is a year older than me but was still in Katie and my class cause it was split (grade 3/4). So Penguin is like....a giant. He's like a kid wrestler. No one would try fighting with him. And his dad is in the army (which explains whis weirdo hair cuts).

So let's repeat. Penguin = Big Booger.

What does Booger mean you ask?

Brainless
Old
Ogar
Growing
Evenmore
Retarded

(Hehe yeah me and Jordan came up with that)

Back to story...thingy.

Around Penguin you will ALWAYS find Mucus. Hehe ok that's not his real name but again thats what I call him. His name is Markus and he's Jones's like...sidekick. He's a little dinky kid that I could beat up sooo easily without magic or anything! But I'm a good person so I don't.

So are you wondering why I would go to war with the biggest bully of all time and his dinky little sidekick? We'll it all started like this: Me and Jordan were coming back from the park yesterday. It wasn't the park near us though it was the good park. Which is about.....8 or 9 blocks away. Jones's neighborhood. So where was I? Oh yeah! We were coming back and then we saw Jones and Markus messing with Robbie Truong. ROBBIE TRUONG.

Someone has to be INSANE to mess with Robbie Truong.

Lemme explain. Now, did I say Markus was dinky? Well Robbie is about the dinkest kid you'll ever meet! Yet he's really smart and usually keeps to himself. He HAS friends though but....he's in a neutral position. He doesn't so ANYTHING to anyone. He's not a geek either that someone just randomly picks on! He's a NICE person!

So when me and Jordan say Jones and Markus trying to beat him up we were all. "DUDE What are you doing thats ROBBIE TRUONG." And Jones was all ( in his big dumb booger caveman voice) "Well...I..durr..umm..I know man...duurr." And I was like "You better leave him alone!" And Markus was all (in his squeaky little rat face voice) "Whatcha gonna do about it brutto?" (Brutto means ugly in Italian and I can NOT believe the rat face Mucus called me ugly, he should really look in a mirror)

So Jordan was all "You mess with Robbie Truong you mess with us!" (Smart Jordan seriously cool dude) And then Jones was all "Well...duurrrr....ok durrrr....you guys better watch your back man durrr." And Markus was like "YEAH This means war."

And then they left.

(Hoped you liked the description of that day)

Basically we arrived just in time though. Robbie wasn't all that hurt. But this means this summer is gonna be tough. We are gonna need more people on our side! We gotta recruit cause I don't doubt that Jones is gonna be doing the same thing.

So we have to get recruits AND equipment.We can use the Girlimanator for one thing...OH I forgot to mention that!

So Katie came over to my house months ago yada yada yada. And took like a HUGE sip and she basically spit most of it out ( but im betting she drank some) And then started to chase me and Jordan around until throwing the Girlimanator our heads. And let me tell you. That thing STINGS the eyes!

So me and Jordan decided that it probably wouldn't work to get rid of cooties because one; no one would drink it and two; it tastes really bad. So we decided to add hot cause to the formula and use it for something else. A weapon for this war is a great idea. We also renamed it; The Yucklimanator.

So this war would be PERFECT to use the Yucklimanator.

OH We also need a name for our war group..hmm...

Oh well, I'm gonna go eat lunch now!

Peace Around the World for Generations

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