(A/N: THIS NEVER HAPPENED!)

First Kiss

My first kiss had been unexpected
Though, much anticipated
But as much I hate to say
It was from a guy I hated

Well, I couldn’t say it then
I SO hate him now
Because the kiss was way too sloppy
Would you like to know how?

Well, he put his arms around me
Shoved his tongue right down my throat
And there I was, arms flailing, shocked
Squealing like a Billy goat

As soon as he let go of me
He flashed me a lopsided grin
The next thing that happened
Was me kicking him in the shins

I punched and kicked other places that I can’t say
I have to keep my poems ‘PG’
But the last thing I said was,
‘Was it as good for you as it was for me?’

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