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February 4th, 2066
5:32pm
Ahh, I love today. Want to know why I love today? Today is Thursday. Thursday means no ballet. You must must be saying O.O WHAT The prince/ soon to be king does BALLET.
Well yes I do.
Let me make my self clear however. I DO NOT WEAR A TUTU. I DO NOT WEAR PINK. I DO NOT ENJOY WEARING LEOTARDS AND I DID NOT WANT TO JOIN BALLET. You see.....I have a slight kicking people problem. And I'm not really "graceful" So Rae and my dad were talking about that. And she was all "Oh if Legend joined ballet he would be more graceful." But you know dad didn't take her serious cause well...its ME. Then stupid big mouth Tyson came out of no where and agreed with her. And next thing you know I end up in ballet with Katie. Oh.. joy
There are other boys in ballet too so that makes it a TINY bit better. Like the oh so awesome Carter Le...some long Italian last name. Anyways I just call him Carter. He is like... the AWESOMEST. He goes to my school and is one grade ahead of me. He goes to my ballet and in my swimming class.
Today is also a good day because!!! Guess whhhatt??? I found out I made the siwmming team. Not the school swimming team. Its like an official team for Jr swimmers. Carter is in that too. It awesome cause we're gonna swim in competition are stuff. I was already in some competition and I won no problem. But sine this is offical its gonna be much harder. So that means that swimming class is gonna be way more intense. And I have to figure out what kind of swimming i'm the best at (of course freestyle but THAT doesnt count). I'll figure out later.
So I went to the park earlier to play with my friend Jordan. Alot of people call him weird. But he so isn't! I mean just because he wears oversized clothes and biker glasses and...ok he is a bit weird but duh thats why im his friend OBVIOUSLY!
Yeah anyways getting off topic. Me and Jordan were talking about a top secert project we started a long time ago. The Girlimanator (ok i dunno if this is spelled right but to bad). YES! The Girlimanator. Tomorrow he's gonna come over and we are gonna put it together. You see The Girlimanator is a special drink that destroys all the girls in the world! Or....we hope so. Ok maybe not all the girls. Maybe only the ones with cooties.
And YES it is nessisary! Do you know how DANGEROUS cooties are? They can ruin your life! Kill you! And the cootie shot just ain't cutting it anymore my friend. The cooties are getting stronger and stronger and we must eliminate them, before they get to us. Cooties are a threat to our society!
So The Girlimanator is needed. You see its a drink that contains cootie get riderers. It may or may not end up killing the person but thats not our fault! Hopefully it will only drive all the girls with cooties out of town to a big ditch where they will live and make their own cootie town. OR get ride of the cooties...I kinda like the first idea though.
Wanna know out first test subject?
Katie Mae.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So, The Girlimanator, imma tell you whats in it, (just because by the time anyone reads this it will be to late for the girls). Ok! Hot Chocolate mix, milk, blue jello (NO OTHER COLOR PEOPLES), kiwi (the fruit not the bird DUH), lollipops, jelly beans, some mud, salt and vinegar chips, some of the vanilla extract (the thing you bake with its kinda black and it smells good), then chocolate icecream. You mix it all up in a blender. Then put it in the fridge to cool. (please don't ask how we came up with this we are smart)
Then since Katie lives like on my block and always comes to my house I'll give her "chocolate milk" when she is thirsty. She wont think its suspicious cause I am lactose intolerant so she won't think its weird that I'm not drinking any. And the "chocolate milk" just so happens to look like The Girlimanator. So then she'll drink it and the first test will be made!!
MWAHAHA.
Ok writing in this thing is getting boring i'm gonna play video games.
Hasta La Vista!
- One of the creators of The Girlimanator
coming to a store near you
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