Rofl "Robbie Coltrane is not the burglar but..." sounds like great material for an Internet meme.

"Robbie Coltrane is not the burglar but we're going to arrest him anyway."
"Robbie Coltrane is not the burglar but he once smashed a guitar."
"Robbie Coltrane is not the burglar but aliens exist."

@ topic:
Robert Coltrane is not the burglar but it's a novel idea nonetheless. I wonder what he thinks about this.