A memo flies into the office. Rather than being all decorated in an origami figure as usual, it's just a plain memo, with an "URGENT" stamp written across the front. Quote:
ATTENTION!
All active employees of the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes are to report to the Level 3 Conference Room to discuss urgent developments in the Ministry. Please put all other missions/assignments on hold for the time being. Hopefully, this meeting will not take a lot of time out of your day. Please bring a parchment and quill as notes will be required and of the upmost importantance. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Benjamin Peter Cobblesten
Department Head