 Runs With Vampires
His next call was to MTV (don’t ask me why, it will all become crystal clear later). He spoke to a Johhny Knoxville, who seemed very keen to come to Hogwarts and bring his friends and wreak some havoc. Albus didn’t know who this fellow was, but well, he needed money pretty badly. Snape was already threatening to beat him up if he didn’t get paid on time, because he was a coffee addict and was running out of money for his Mocha’s. He was already suffering coffee withdrawal, with paranoia. Everywhere he was going, he was dashing from tree to tree, statue to statue, bench to bench, etc.
Albus also managed to get Evanescence to come perform at Hogwarts on the day of the auction. All in all, he thought he’d done pretty well.
The day of the auction arrived, and the students and staff alike had converged on the shore of the lake to partake in the festivities. Snape was hiding in the bushes. Harry, Ron and Hermione were excited. Harry was a huge Evanescence fan, so he was trying to get into their trailer to meet Amy. Ron had dragged Hermione over to where Johnny Knoxville and other associated john q people were hanging out. They were planning a prank, involving Snape, a catapult, 3 frogs, Bam Margera and Custard.
Ron and Hermion were talking to them when they saw two guys over near the john q van arguing and having a silly girly slapping fight. They went over to investigate.
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