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Kaos.Doodles · 07-24-2008, 11:58 PM

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Hi everyone

Okai so, for those who don't know me I am Dani ~~Perry the Platypus~~ and this is the journal (he'd prefer me not to call it that but to bad) of my next school charrie, (the brother of Alexis Chosen) Legend. Hehe thanks to my Twinnie who came up with the title and....enjoy?
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February 1st 2066
7:37pm

This is not a diary. This is not a journal.

ARE. YOU. INSANE to think that!?!?!

I’m too much of a boy to have one of those.

This is just a biography, of my life. So technically this is an autobiography. But it isn’t one of those “blah blah blah I killed a dude with only my fist.” autobiographies. This is an awesome, action packed, never even heard of autobiography. This autobiography will change the world forever. IT will move leaders, impress writes, intimidate bullies, change lives, revive countries and make me lots and lots of money.

Of course since this is an autobiography it shouldn’t be publishes till I’m dead right? Wrong. I’m not dying THEN becoming famous like Van Gough or Mozart. Imma child prodigy! My stories need to be told! I cannot be silenced! Anyways I’m getting off topic. So because this is an autobiography no one should be reading this until it’s done. Yeah that’s right I’m talking to you. Quit reading! Stop looking at my autobiography NOW!

……That worked…I think.

Back to business. I know I’m the coolest 8 year old around. I know I’m interesting too. I sooo know that I’m handsome. I know that I’m awesome as well. I know why hugs are evil. I know pink and purple are disgusting colors. I know dinosaurs are amazing creatures. I know pi to the …6 decimal place. And I know how to reduce the aging process. I know.

And Because I know is the reason I am writing this. To share with the world. People aren’t there who are as smart, cool, and awesome as me (which is everyone) should be able to know too.

This is not a diary. This is not a journal.

Are you INSANE to think that?

Probably

Because this is just my auto biography…

As Told By a Legend

- Writen by the aweeesome Legend Chosen

07-24-2008, 11:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kaos.Doodles SS Featured Author Clabbert Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Vaes Dothrak Posts: 19,232 Hogwarts RPG Name: Takeru Asakura Third Year x5 x7	As Told By A Legend - Sa13+ ★ BabyQuad ★ PERRY THE PLATYPUS ★ Ern's Fave ★ dangerous with brooms ★ Banner by the awesome Kelvin Hi everyone Okai so, for those who don't know me I am Dani ~~Perry the Platypus~~ and this is the journal (he'd prefer me not to call it that but to bad) of my next school charrie, (the brother of Alexis Chosen) Legend. Hehe thanks to my Twinnie who came up with the title and....enjoy? ___________________________________________ February 1st 2066 7:37pm This is not a diary. This is not a journal. ARE. YOU. INSANE to think that!?!?! I’m too much of a boy to have one of those. This is just a biography, of my life. So technically this is an autobiography. But it isn’t one of those “blah blah blah I killed a dude with only my fist.” autobiographies. This is an awesome, action packed, never even heard of autobiography. This autobiography will change the world forever. IT will move leaders, impress writes, intimidate bullies, change lives, revive countries and make me lots and lots of money. Of course since this is an autobiography it shouldn’t be publishes till I’m dead right? Wrong. I’m not dying THEN becoming famous like Van Gough or Mozart. Imma child prodigy! My stories need to be told! I cannot be silenced! Anyways I’m getting off topic. So because this is an autobiography no one should be reading this until it’s done. Yeah that’s right I’m talking to you. Quit reading! Stop looking at my autobiography NOW! ……That worked…I think. Back to business. I know I’m the coolest 8 year old around. I know I’m interesting too. I sooo know that I’m handsome. I know that I’m awesome as well. I know why hugs are evil. I know pink and purple are disgusting colors. I know dinosaurs are amazing creatures. I know pi to the …6 decimal place. And I know how to reduce the aging process. I know. And Because I know is the reason I am writing this. To share with the world. People aren’t there who are as smart, cool, and awesome as me (which is everyone) should be able to know too. This is not a diary. This is not a journal. Are you INSANE to think that? Probably Because this is just my auto biography… As Told By a Legend - Writen by the aweeesome Legend Chosen __________________ {act like you know me, but you never will}__{but there's one thing that I know for sure} {i'll show you} Last edited by Kissing.Doves; 07-25-2008 at 02:14 AM.