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**Berty Borr** · 07-23-2008, 07:23 PM

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1. I smell better than a house elf.
2. I am taller than a house elf.
3. I can play quidditch better than a house elf.
4. I don't smack myself like a house elf.
5. Lord Borr couldn't teach elves the way he teaches us because elves don't listen.
6. No one can pull on my ears like a house elves'.
7. Nobody needs to give me a sock to set me free.
8. Elves can't ride on a broomstick, and certainly couldn't handle my broom Wild Thing even if they could!
9. Because I don't serve anyone and make a fool of myself like they do.
10. I'm better looking than a house elf.

"Look at number 5!! HAHAHAHAHA! You two, you're going down to teach those elves a lesson. Put them in their place. Yes, yes you are!"

07-23-2008, 07:23 PM	#69 (permalink)
Berty Borr Very Busy & Important Firecrab Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Role Modeling Posts: 790	Quote: 1. I smell better than a house elf. 2. I am taller than a house elf. 3. I can play quidditch better than a house elf. 4. I don't smack myself like a house elf. 5. Lord Borr couldn't teach elves the way he teaches us because elves don't listen. 6. No one can pull on my ears like a house elves'. 7. Nobody needs to give me a sock to set me free. 8. Elves can't ride on a broomstick, and certainly couldn't handle my broom Wild Thing even if they could! 9. Because I don't serve anyone and make a fool of myself like they do. 10. I'm better looking than a house elf. "Look at number 5!! HAHAHAHAHA! You two, you're going down to teach those elves a lesson. Put them in their place. Yes, yes you are!" __________________ Someone unimportant whose name slips my memory made this signature. Twas Lady Borr who did it, sir! Boor's bringin' sexy back and yall just hatin' Kingston: Marry me my lord. We're perfect for each other.