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Old 07-03-2008, 02:41 AM   #134 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA. *dedded*

So this was in the second Charms lesson.

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Originally Posted by Hg_fan View Post
Nodding to the professor again Alexis tried to clam down. Deep breaths. Maybe having so much candy before charms was a bad idea. Trying to steady her wand Alexis's mouth went dry. As the Professor opened the cabinet she tried not to move back. It wasn't going to be real, it was fake.

Out of the cabinet stepped out....the ugliest house elf in the world. And that was saying something since house elves were already ugly. It's skin was all green and floppy with gross wrinkles and huge eyes. And it was wear those potato sac things that they wore. "AH! It's so hideous!" Alexis yelled. She wanted to run and hide but remembered two things. It was fake. And people were watching.

Hand shaking Alexis grinned as a funny imagine came to her mind. "Riddikulus!" She said pointing her wand at the ugly Boggart House Elf. Suddenly the Elf transformed into.....

Amelia! With a clown suit. And bit shoes. And a giant red nose. Laughing Alexis couldn't help think how much the Hufflepuff Captain will kill her for this later.
And the response?

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Originally Posted by PhoenixRising View Post
Amelia took a deep breath as the Professor said she could get her revenge now, after the first year gryffindor had gone. She didn't even pay any attention to the girl's boggart nor what was so funny. Taking a few deep breaths, she steadied her wand as best she could. Ugh; why am I so nervous? It was fake...

The minute she stepped up near enough to the boggart, she saw it change shape... to Professor Vindictus, handing off her much desired quidditch cup to ANOTHER captain. Her face went white and she wanted to die. "NO! I've lost it all!" she called out, perhaps too loud for the small classroom. Nearly in tears, she took a deep breath and reminded herself that there were others in the room. It was just a boggart; a fear.

Trembling, the seventh year tried to think of the most funny image that came to her. Pointing her shaking wand at the boggart, she shouted, "Riddikulus!" Almost instantaneously, the frightening image of Boggart Vindictus warding her quidditch cup off to another captain transformed into...

Alexis Chosen! Only it was just her face pinned onto the body of a scrawny house elf in a ballerina outfit. Amelia roared in laughter feeling quite satisfied.
(we all know it was Ryan she saw)

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