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Hogwarts RPG Name: Maximilian Medford Fifth Year | Escapee from Azkaban XD Ahah, here you go: Quote:
Originally Posted by demented_death_eater Vindictus had been watching from a distance and could tell from the Hufflepuff boy's body language that he was not playing by the rules. Without a sound, he appeared behind the boy and tapped twice on his shoulder. "Do you have a problem?" he asked and crossed his arms. Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster UGH. Another distraction? Who in their right mind would tap him on the shoulder ---- ?
Oh. Some type of teacher? Great. Just great. Why is it always the blonde kid to get in trouble? Discrimination against hair color, I tell ya'.
Gavin stared up at Vindictus, before shaking his head slowly. "No, we're fine," Gavin said, giving a shrug. "Just having some.. fun. Right, Trevor?" Gavin glanced over at Cale, giving a stare, then a sweet smile.
Hooking an arm around Sho's neck, he grinned cheesily. "Nothing but best friends forever!" He hooted, before dropping his arm and half-turning, wondering if the professor would say anything else. Quote:
Originally Posted by demented_death_eater An eyebrow was raised. "Is that so? Perhaps you should invest some of your spare time in acting lessons," Vindictus frowned. "Take your hands off the Ravenclaw students and straighten your tie." Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster Gavin held his hands in the air in the 'don't-shoot' type fashion. "I did - see?" Gavin wiggled his fingers, still in the air.
Hearing the acting class comment, Gavin beamed. "You think so?" He gushed. "I was always thinking about acting. Y'know, but then again, I don't think I had the confidence in it. But.. wow, you made my day," Gavin grinned, nodding enthusiastically.
Dropping his arms from the air, Gavin glanced down at his tie. He frowned. He didn't see anything wrong with the way his tie was. Shrugging, he moved his tie around, a bit confused. There. Was it fixed now? Quote:
Originally Posted by demented_death_eater "Well, now its worse than before," Vindictus grinned. "Five points from Hufflepuff for a crooked tie. I suggest you go find a mirror and straighten your tie and make sure your shirt is tucked in." He turned around and walked back to the Staff Table before anyone could argue with him. And thennnnn: Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster Why oh why had he come into the candyshop? The CANDYSHOP for that matter. Gavin hated candy. Especially chocolate. And all these sweets were making him feel sick.
Oh. Yeah. The reason - now he remembered. To get something for his brother. Then again, he was getting cranky. Gav was convinced that if any sweet touched him, he would get a rash all over his body. Okay, exagerating. But ew... yuck yuck.
And here he was, walking by a table when he hears some kid mention worms. Wh-AT. Worms? How sick can this kid be. "That's disgusting," Gavin said loudly, pausing by the table. Like I said, Gav was getting cranky. "You're disgusting. What the heck's the matter with you?" Quote:
Originally Posted by Waterloo His words were cut off, and his brow furrowed when some random dude waltzed up and decided to comment on how -- on how DISGUSTING he was? Okay, Clifford waaas pretty disgusting but did that give random strangers the right to call him that too? NO!
Only close friends and relatives could!
"Me? What the heck is the matter with YOU?" He huffed, waving the bag of gummy worms infront of the boy's face. "They are not reeeeaaal. Are you blind as well as dumb?" Hmpf. Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster Gavin watched as the boy's face turned to frowning. He refused to let himself grin though. Even though he was enjoying this. Gavin smacked the bag away from his face. "Thanks for the clarification. Maybe you should've thought about that before you broadcasted worms to people in here eating. Real food - y'know," he offered, sneering. "Are you kiddin' me?" Gav scowled. "I don't speak cannibalism." Quote:
Originally Posted by demonchild32191 Belle glared at the boy. "They're not real. They're GUMMY worms." She rolled her eyes and turned away from the boy Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster Gav glanced over at Belle, before letting out a grin. "Ooh, Pyscho, it's you," he mock-squeaked. "What're you doin' hanging around Cannibals for? You better watch it - I'm sure he'll have no problem moving on from something fake to something real."
Looking over at Willow arriving, Gavin raised an eyebrow as she hugged him. Reaching out and grabbing her wrists, he tugged on her. "Robot!" He shook his head. "Don't touch him. He might be contagious. You don't want your IQ level lowered, do you?" Quote:
Originally Posted by Waterloo Gee. He planned a quick visit in here to grab a few extra sweeties and what was Clifford lucky enough to get? The one thing in the world he hated most. DRAMA! Drama was a girly thing. He'd liked the boy's school because of the lack of drama. How ironic the drama was coming from a guy now. Heh. Maybe he was really a girl? Bwahaha.
Not only did he get drama ... but the second most BLEH thing seemed part of the package too. A hug. But not any old hug. Oh no. The worst possible type of hug that exsisted. Just Clifford's luck.
A hug from the one and only dreaded Bone Crusher!!! EEEP!
Maybe this was it! She had finally decided to attack and this was her weapon for crushing bones. Gah! He wanted to see Evangeline one last time before dying! Life was so cruel!
His hands remained clenched into tight fists by his sides throughout the whole ordeal, and he wondered when the flashbacks would start. But wait. Bone Crusher had stepped back.. well, it kinda seemed like that mean kid had dragged her away but still.. Clifford was still breathing! Hurrah! "Uhm - I ... Erm. It's nice to see you again too." He said quickly, clearing his throat nervously. "And it's great that you brought your .... nice friends along too." He huffed, with a glance at Mister. Bully. Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster Weird. This kid didn't fight back? Hmmph. That's not fun. Giving a shrug, Gav smirked when he mentioned the 'nice friends'. "That's right," Gav gave a sharp nod. "'Bout time you got something right, Cannibal." Quote:
Originally Posted by demonchild32191 Belle fanned herself and leaned against one of the pole in the store. There were too many people crowding around her and she felt like she was going to start hyperventilating. She glared at the boy who had just called her Pyscho. "I told you that I didn't like that name. Why do you have to be so...so...mean?" She clenched her fists. Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster Staring at Belle as she suddenly started to fan herself, he blinked. It wasn't hot in there. "Ooh, good one," he mock-congradulated her. "I think you just about won the notion for 'best comeback' award. Remind me to use some of your lines later," he said sarcastically, in response to her 'mean' comment.
He folded his arms across his chest. "I'm not mean. People are just too nice."
Like that made sense. Quote:
Originally Posted by Loki Fred didn't like been talk that way and the boy just did it which was making the steam coming up for him. Looking at him with a nasty look on his face, he took the same tone than the boy did. "Get lost!!" Fred didn't felt like he had to waste time with that idiot who seems to have to jump in any conversation just like that and makes comment. Turning his back on him, he could fine other things more interesting. Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster Raising an eyebrow in surprise, he glanced at Fred. "You always do have to watch out for the quiet ones," he remarked, in reaction to how Fred just exploded with the 'get lost' thing. "No way, man. You move it, Beanie." Quote:
Originally Posted by Willow Kovac It wasn't long until Willow realized that Sherlock was there, and by the looks of it, he was talking to Clifford, too. Although, she had to admit, that judging by the look on their faces, they weren't exactly friends. In fact, she was one hundred percent sure that they weren't, considering that Clifford didn't look so happy.
Weird. You'd say that Clifford would be in his best mood, since he was surrounded by food right now.
And then again, Sherlock was touching her. Grabbing her wrists, to be exact. Urgh, how she hated physical contact, and Sherlock seemed to be quite fond of that. First touching her hair and holding her hand on Diagon Alley, and now grabbing her wrists here. "I still don't know what a Robot is, Sherlock" Willow said, using a neutral tone of voice, before adding, "And what is that supposed to mean, eh? Contagious? You are not sick or anything, right Clifford?” He better not be sick; the last thing Willow wanted was to get sick. Eww. Diseases. “And would you please let go of me, Sherlock?” Willow said, exasperated, eyeing both of his hands on her wrists, “I don’t like when people touch me” Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster Looking at Willow as she told him to let go, he held his hands up in the 'don't shoot' fashion. "Um, Robot, I let go like, five minutes ago." Suddenly he grinned. "Unless, of course, you imagined me holding your hand. You liked that last time, didn't you." He paused, grinning wider. "Don't worry, Robo, we can snuggle later, if you'd like." Quote:
Originally Posted by Waterloo It seemed the Gummy Worm Girl had finally had enough, and as she quickly left Honeydukes, Clifford couldn't really blame her. Choosing what sweets to buy was meant to be a special event. But having random strangers calling you a disgusting cannibal and receiving hugs from the Bone Crusher kinda put a downer on that.
Perhaps he should go too? The thought did cross his mind. Many a time.
He didn't have a clue who robot was, but turned to back to Bone Crusher, frown still in place. "I'm not sick, no. I think your friend here is just delusional." He said looking at the interaction between her and Mister. Bully with mild interest. Holding hands? Snuggle?
"I think I'm about to barf." He choked out, grasping at his stomach. GROSS MUCH? "Well, Mister. Bully and Bone Crusher. I must say, you make quite a magnificent couple." Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster "I'm not delusional!" Gav yelped, as he turned to Clifford again. "You're some sicko freak who eats worms for the fun of it. How would you feel if some worm ate you, huhhhh?" Gav couldn't help but stick his tongue out.
This was kind of getting funny. Actually. He was entertained by this Cannibalist guy.
"Oh man, go barf the other way. I don't want your flying chunks getting my shirt dirty --- wait," Gav opened his eyes wide. "You think me - and - her? No. WAY. Dude, you got it wrong," Gavin shook his head.
Ah. But wait. "Oh. Wait. OOOH. I see. You're jealous. That I can get ladies, aren't you? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get somebody." Quote:
Originally Posted by Loki The boy first comment didn't affect him much since he was well aware that he wasn't the more talkative one. For him talking was a waste of time and he was better on his own than with a lots of peoples around him but it seems that today he had to deal with them but as is usual, he wasn't good at him. Folding his arms in front of him as Gavin, was asking him to move, he rolled his eyes. "I will move if I want to, it's not a little prick like you that will control my every action." Quote:
Originally Posted by Willow Kovac “Delusional? Sherlock?” Huh. Willow was not surprised to hear that. After all, he had called her pretty once, and that was just plain crazy. Perhaps Clifford was right. Perhaps Sherlock was delusional. She took a step away from him; Willow didn’t know if insanity was contagious, so she was not taking any chances.
And then—Cilfford said something that made Willow’s eyes open widely. Magnificent couple? Couple? She and Gavin? HA! “No way. We are not a couple” She stated firmly. Being a couple involved dating, and dating was something that didn’t exist on Willow’s dictionary.
“I certainly didn’t!” Willow retorted, glaring at him. However, when Sherlock mentioned snuggling later, her eyes opened in horror, and all the little courage that she possessed, quickly vanished.
Ducking behind Clifford, and using him as a shield, she retorted quietly, trying to sound stern, but failing rather miserably “No, thank you”.
Snuggling. EW! Quote:
Originally Posted by Waterloo "I told you already!" Clifford huffed a little heatedly now - patience wasn't really his thing. "They're not real worms! I think we need to add deaf to that list too. Dumb, blind and deaf."
Trust Bone Crusher to choose a guy like this. It was a match made in Heaven really.
But what was this? He'd apparently got it wrong? One eyebrow raised suspiciously now, Clifford continued eyeing the two. "What? You wanna add in denial to the list too now? For good measure?" Holding hands and snuggles, anyone? It seemed they were both in denial. Bless.
"Jealous of you?” He snorted cruelly and shook his head. “Jealous of you my backside.” Getting the ladies? He was more than happy with Evangeline, thank you very much. He was sure this dude would have something to say if he happened to mention just how happy with her he was though, and was smart enough to keep his trap shut. "If that means being like you? Eh. I'd rather eat dragon dung."
And then Bone Crusher was hiding behind him. Actually hiding behind him. Okie Dokie. “Whatchoo hiding for? Don’t you wanna go snog your boooooyfriend?” Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster "They take after worms, don't they? Who brings worms anywhere? Who wants to eat candy worms, either?" Gavin scowled. "I'm not dumb. You're dumb. You big, dumb dung." Aha, childish manner.
"Denial my butt," Gav shook his head. "I'm not denying nothin', man. I already have someone and it's not her." He folded his arms across his chest. "Plus, it was a joke. I was joking, you humorless fairy."
"Then you better get ready to be eatin' lots of poop," Gavin retorted. "'Cause theres no options for being like me. There's only one Gavin. Me," he smiled smugly.
When Willow hid behind Clifford, and Clifford made that remark, Gav rolled his eyes. "And you say I'm deaf.." Quote:
Originally Posted by Willow Kovac Willow had to admit it, she probably looked like an eight year old right now, but she could not care less, because if she had to choose between looking like an ickle eight year old and snuggle Sherlock, her confessed stalker, she’d definitely pick the first one. Snuggling was gross after all.
“Snog? Snog? GROSS!” If it wasn’t because she was using Clifford as a shield, Willow might have poked him, “Don’t be ridiculous, Clifford. We are not dating why would I snog him?” Seriously, her day had gone from good, to just plain weird and absolutely awkward.
“You heard him! He’s got a girlfriend!” Thanks Merlin that Sherlock was for once being helpful. The only thought of having a boyfriend made her shiver. Quote:
Originally Posted by Waterloo Who wants to eat candy worms? This guy obviously knew nothing about the art that was sweeties. Ugh. "I'm guessing the same people that like to eat chocolate frogs, and ice mice." Honestly, he was in a ruddy SWEET SHOP! Some people.
And there he was again. Off on his ranting rampage. "Thank Merlin there's only one Gavin. If I met another I might actually jump from the Astronomy tower."
Clifford was barely able to pay attention now, but he couldn't deny, the Gavin and Willow snogging thing was pretty hilarious. With a snicker, Clifford sidestepped so he was no longer being used as a human shield. "C'mon, pucker up. GavGav wants a haaa-uuuuuuuge smoochy woochy. And hey, if you want some privacy, don't be afraid to ask now." He smirked, raising both hands and taking a step away.
Bwahaha. Quote:
Originally Posted by Evster "Whoever thought of those names are seriously demented," Gav remarked. "Either way, I absolutely positively hate candy. No way are you seeing me eatin' anything," he shrugged.
Listening to Clifford, Gav couldn't help but grin. "Yeah? Well, if there were two Cannibals, I would have to go to the Giant Squid and beg for him to eat me." Gav paused, before saying sweetly, "Oh, look. A candy Gav. There you go."
GavGav? That's a new one. He scowled again. Why must he always have the girly nicknames? Like the one Sammy calls him.. Gavini. "Hey!" Gav hollered. "I'd rather kill myself with over-indulging in sweets," he said, taking a step away from Willow. "Man, I'm starting to think you like her. With the 'tough love' and all. Don't you know insulting is the sincerest form of flirting." Quote:
Originally Posted by Waterloo "You hate candy." Clifford blinked at this new piece of news. "Uhm. Did you happen across this place be accident or somethin' then?" He asked, with an expression that clearly meant 'you're crazy'. "Dude, you're in Honeydukes. The sweet shop? Y'know, the place where there is nothing but caaandy?" Oh jeez.
Oooooh. One second. He understood now. Understood perfectly. He had followed Bone Crusher in here! Rawr!
The smirk that had crept to his lips, vanished in a second however, at Gavin's next comment. Clifford like Bone Crusher? Oh dear Lord. The thought alone was enough to turn his face a light shade of green. Disgusting! EW! EW! EWWW!
"Do you have any idea of what that girl can do? No offense or anything." He said with a glance at Willow who seemed to be getting ticked off now, and taking another step back for his own safett."But she's capable of crushing bones with her bare hands!." He was still deathly afraid.
He would be until his dying day.
Maybe he should stop the teasing now? She looked pretty angry. He was too young to die. XD That was long, but it made me crack up laughing. AHAHA CLIFFORD.
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