Lord Borr hugged his belly and laughed out loud. "Half of you are as dimwitted as you look, and the other half is surprisingly sharp. Interesting. Very interesting. I think my Leading Lad Mr. Wendleworth said best - some of you are just sloppy and I personally am appalled at the thought of you coming near me."


Lord Borr held up his hands in front of his face. "We'll start today with your hands. If you're going to men one day," which obviously not all of them were going to make it, the blooming idiots, " then you need to learn the importance of - " Lord Borr turned and pointed at the board. "Cleanliness!"


"Everyone get up and look at your neighbor's hands. Look at their nails and how clean their hands are! Give them a grade using this system:

Lord Borr scrawled the grading system on the board. "Up! Observe and grade!"