Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with gold. Pure gold.
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Seeker_Seven 
Deep in thought, it was a few moments before he realized someone else was speaking to him. Another boy, slightly older, a little familiar. What was his name again? "Oh! Hi. . . you." Con rubbed his palms against the inside of his pockets nervously. "Do you know what happened to all the girls? Or did the zoo take them all, too?" He looked down at the couch again. "It smells like babies in here." Babies. Yes. That was it. This whole place reminded him of babies! And their plastic diapers! And baby gates and no-touching and safety locks on all the doors!
I just about died.
Aww, This makes me just want to pat his fluffy head.
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Seeker_Seven He had already forgotten the names of both boys, but that was inconsequential. It was faces that mattered, after all. Perhaps they would even allow him to sit by them at mealtimes.
His spotted skink, Skid, was a rather poor dinner-date.
"Who's Rapunzel?," Con eyed Ryan curiously. Was this boy some sort of Romeo? He must be, if he was on a first-name basis with the opposite sex.