Evil Hungry Angst Vampire The new school rules are LUDICROUS.
I mean, come ON! No jewlery, no pets in bed... sort of understandable. But no RUNNING?! WHAT IF YOURE TRYING TO CATCH A THIEF WHO STOLE YOUR MONEY OR BOOKS OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!
Okay. Deep breaths, Emily. You can do this.
Second of all... The rules feel biased! I mean, the libraries are open for ALL HOURS for Ravenclaws, (not that I'm complaining) Slytherins must be out by 7pm, and all others out by 9pm? Come on! Where is the common sense in that? And I feel bad for the Gryffindors. They don't get KNIFES. WTF. Dude. How are they going to eat the steaks? Just.. stab it with a fork and bite it whole? WTF. Dude. Just... Please spare them something!
In no way was there ANYTHING like this on the brochures. I am SO sueing the Magical Education Board. Somehow.
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