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XanaSnape · 06-05-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Berty Borr

Lord Borr jerked Mr. Wendleworth down to sit on his knee anyway. He offered his other knee, father figure and role model extraordinairre that he was, to Mr. Potter. "Let me tell you boys something. And you listen good. You don't have to settle for anything! Ever! If you thrive to be great and find yourself a good role model to follow behind," Lord Borr reached his hand up to snap his suspenders and insinuate himself, "you can truly BE an important person! With your silk napkins! WITH GOLD NAPKINS!" Lord Borr ruffled little Mr. Wendleworth's hair. "It might interest you to know that I, Lord Borr, was a Hufflepuff in my day. And look at me! TRULY GET A GOOD LOOK BOYS! I am great. I am important. And if you stick with me, you might follow suit!" After another phlegmy breather, he continued, "Why if I were you I'd be out back in the forest right now! Cutting down trees and fashioning myself a THRONE worthy of me!" These boys were obviously not up to what he had been as boy - but with his help - they could be.

Bless them, one and all.

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Originally Posted by Jenster

Ignatius smiled, "I am glad Sir. Only the best will do for me Sir." He ran his hands down the front of his shirt, flattening any creases. He flicked any spit that had hit him. Disgusting habit. "You seem a rather jovial fellow. One everyone should get to know. Distinguished, been to many parties. That is what I love. A classy man."

Will grinned. Oh, Ignatius... you only serve to make me more and more impressed. He decided to run with it. "Thank you sir... I quite agree with Ignatius' assessment of you. Perhaps, if we're able to obtain the silk linens and other fine things more befitting our station, we could pass these inferior items off to the other Houses? Because really, it's a bit offensive to have to dine with them sitting there, eating in squallor... it kills the appetite, really, as it's very distasteful to observe them eating like swine in a barn. We strive to be men of your stature, after all, and so must have the best so we become accustomed to it."

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XanaSnape Ramora Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,510 Hogwarts RPG Name: Former Professor Valon Kazimeriz Graduated	Kool-Aid, Oh Yeah! \| \| SS Mischief Maker Quote: Originally Posted by Berty Borr Lord Borr jerked Mr. Wendleworth down to sit on his knee anyway. He offered his other knee, father figure and role model extraordinairre that he was, to Mr. Potter. "Let me tell you boys something. And you listen good. You don't have to settle for anything! Ever! If you thrive to be great and find yourself a good role model to follow behind," Lord Borr reached his hand up to snap his suspenders and insinuate himself, "you can truly BE an important person! With your silk napkins! WITH GOLD NAPKINS!" Lord Borr ruffled little Mr. Wendleworth's hair. "It might interest you to know that I, Lord Borr, was a Hufflepuff in my day. And look at me! TRULY GET A GOOD LOOK BOYS! I am great. I am important. And if you stick with me, you might follow suit!" After another phlegmy breather, he continued, "Why if I were you I'd be out back in the forest right now! Cutting down trees and fashioning myself a THRONE worthy of me!" These boys were obviously not up to what he had been as boy - but with his help - they could be. Bless them, one and all. Quote: Originally Posted by Jenster Ignatius smiled, "I am glad Sir. Only the best will do for me Sir." He ran his hands down the front of his shirt, flattening any creases. He flicked any spit that had hit him. Disgusting habit. "You seem a rather jovial fellow. One everyone should get to know. Distinguished, been to many parties. That is what I love. A classy man." Will grinned. Oh, Ignatius... you only serve to make me more and more impressed. He decided to run with it. "Thank you sir... I quite agree with Ignatius' assessment of you. Perhaps, if we're able to obtain the silk linens and other fine things more befitting our station, we could pass these inferior items off to the other Houses? Because really, it's a bit offensive to have to dine with them sitting there, eating in squallor... it kills the appetite, really, as it's very distasteful to observe them eating like swine in a barn. We strive to be men of your stature, after all, and so must have the best so we become accustomed to it." __________________ Last edited by XanaSnape; 06-05-2008 at 04:30 PM.