 Wonky Knee
I just don't understand one thing. What is it with people, ice creams, Diagon Alley and bumping into me? I mean HELLO -- there are others on this planet. Why me? And why is it that I am incapable of eating more than two spoons of ice cream before someone 'bumps' into me? What's with the bumping?
First year, I got lemon and lime ice cream -- and I bump into Samson (who is starting to get on my nerves now). My ice cream went -- SPLANK! -- on the floor. (Lucky it wasn't his shirt or he would have eaten me alive -- okay, that's not true.) And then he stalked me into the ice cream parlour again and I asked him WHY he was stalking me -- he got angry and left. Hmph. I just asked him a simple question. There was no need to be so sensitive about it. But I was nice, so I bought him and myself some more ice cream and went up to his room to apologise and give it to him.
And what does he do? Well, he forgave me -- but then what did he do? He splattered ice cream on me. I didn't get a chance to pay him back (and mind you, I will pay him back.) The year went by. Second year I didn't go to Diagon Alley because dad was sick.
And now. Third year. I bought ice cream and a random Ravenclaw girl ran into me -- where did the ice cream go? On my shirt of course. I went to get another one in a few hours and where did that one end up? ON MY SHIRT! Another girl 'ran' into me. And Samson says I wasn't looking. AS IF! This was completely their fault! I really should keep my mouth shut - especially when talking to Samson.
Next time -- remind me not to tell Samson all this. He'll only make fun of me. Some friend he is. |