Tea Time 24. House Elf



Snape is in his office working. The clock strikes four. He looks around for the house elf with his tea.

“You’re late!” Snape bellows.

“Sorry Headmaster.”

The elf puts the tray on the table. He picks up a book and bangs his head.

Snape looks at the tray.

“Where are my macaroons?”

“Sorry, headmaster, none were left from lunch.”

“This isn’t Earl Grey Tea?”

“They were out headmaster.”

The elf hits himself with the book again.

“Will you stop that! You’re destroying my book!”

“Yes headmaster.” The house elf gets a silver instrument instead.

“That will do. You’re ruining my tea.”