Welcome to the First Annual Hogwarts Talent Show 60. Joke



Slughorn is in charge of the talent show. He convinces Snape to tell some jokes. Reluctantly he agrees. Slughorn pushes Snape on stage. The audience laughs. Severus tells his jokes.


“Why do mummies make excellent spies?”

“They’re good at keeping things under wraps.”

Snape finishes his jokes without a single laugh. He leaves the stage.

“I don’t know what I did wrong,” Snape says.


“Your delivery was all wrong,” Slughorn replies.

He goes on stage and tells all of Severus’s jokes. The crowd roars.

“ I told you. It’s all in the delivery. The Imperius Curse helps too,” Slughorns says.